President Flimflam

Flimflam Is An Old Presidential Artform

Mr. President, I Present Your Tracking Poll

President FlimFlam says he doesn't want to bother keeping his eye on your savings and retirement 'cause the stock market is just like a political tracking poll:

Well, Mr. President, here's the tracking poll on your economic programs for the week so far:

  (Chart courtesy of E*Trade at etrade.com)

Even Mad Money's Jim Cramer finally recognizes you are destroying American with your radical agenda:

Meanwhile, While Rome Burns...

However, this must not be bothering you too much given that you and your ilk are dancing the night away at your weekly White House parties.